What? Tomorrow's Friday

If Alaina thinks I'm going to blog again, she better back her shit up.

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          Yes it is.

          Complaint:  Brett Favre.  Honestly, if you want to retire, then go for it.  If you don't want to retire, stop messing with the entire National Football League and stay.  It really is that simple.  I'm more bothered by you than Jimmy-Fallon-in-a-tree-pretending-to-be-Robert-Pattinson-be...

          Speaking of Hot [adjective]...Hot Mess comes out next week. If I could dance, I would be.

Alright, so I was thinking...How many episodes of Veggie Tales are there? Because the only one I remember is the episode where Larry is singing about Water Buffaloes.

          Everybody's got a water buffalo

         
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          I'm setting a record for most blogs in a row written by the same person.

          Although, those celebrities who blog by themselves probably already hold this record.

I digress.

          I'm just really in a lot of pain. I wish I could explain.

          Unintentional rhyming.

          I am in awe. I cannot believe we managed to BS 36 blogs. We didn't even think we'd make it past 5! Okay, so what if we've only peaked at 4 visitors? Who cares? Besides, this blog was only created for our own amusement and to fill our not-so-exciting lives with oh-so-exciting blogs about the goings-on in our lives, like butterfly festivals and Hello Kitty Band-aids.

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          Today I had a most successful outing where I made a few very valuable purchases that I now feel the need to share with you. Just spreading the love and sunshine around.

1. Hey Monday- Hold on Tight.

          After procrastinating for weeks-months-rather, I have finally bought Hey Monday's debut album. I have no idea why I didn't buy it earlier. They are definitely one of th...

          I would like to thank my most generous associate for oh-so splen[didly] stepping down from her title.

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          I'm over it.  Short blogs are for squares.  [And what exactly is a square anyway?  A person misfortunately born shaped like a cube?]  I'm not bitter.

          If I was said "Rectangular Prismic Being", my name would be Haley.  But I'm not bitter.

          I will just step down gallantly...

          I am not, dear readers, typing this from a cellular device, so you may want to reject this blog from the past. It's practically as old as the VHS. But if you are like me, you don't care and will continue reading.

          This weekend me and my cohort attended a-in my opinion- life changing event.

The annual Butterfly Festival.

No shit.

Defeat.

I present to you the shortest blog.

Sponsored by Haley:

My greatest sympathies, [for your ears] Alaina.

I win.

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          Hello, my name is Alaina.  I like to talk [correction: type] to myself in a small cyberbox called www.whattomorrowsfriday.webs.com.  If you are reading this, there is no point to clicking that link yonder to the left because it will just bring you right back to the homepage.  This is a fact.

          Yesterday I went to...

          26 is my soccer number.  Just saying.  We had a game today.  We lost.

Sniff.

          Moving forward, we got a cabin.  As in, the Rooker family can now leave their home and stay elsewhere.  Elsewhere being a small red box on Lake Marie in South Haven.

          Ever heard of South ...

          I'm not asleep yet, don't worry. Been up working on a thing for my grandparents anniversary and got done a few hours ago, just to find out that I'm not able to burn it onto a CD. So, naturally, I screamed a little bit and kicked some shit. All in all? I'm still not asleep.

          Let's see, what else is new?

Ah, the other day I found a tick on me. And had an attack of sorts...

Right.  So say it took you an hour to read one of these little web hiccups I've grown so fond of typing up at weird times of the day.  Did you know it would take you an entire day to finish off this website?!  Seriously, don't do that.  Just skim.  Skimming is completely acceptable on What?  Tomorrow's Friday.  We accept you and your skimming habits.

Y'know who's funny?  Craig Ferguson.

Y'know who's not funny?  Ji...

          I had a thought. A rare occurance in my life and it frustrated me.

What happens when we have so many blogs that the name of the blog doesn't fit in the title and we can't add a witty one-liner after it? What in the nell are we going to do? How are YOU, the people, going to know what the blog is about?! It'll be chaos. I mean honestly, I don't think we'll ever get that far....but you never know. We have to be thinking ahead.

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Welcome to my blog entry in which I make a glorious comeback and gain back the love and devotion of all my wonderful blog reading pals, simply by wishing you a:

Happy First Day of Summer Vacation!

Happy British Friday!

Happy What? Tomorrow's Fri-

         Wait.  Today is Friday.  No matter, just erase ...

          It's been far too long.

A few things have happened since my previous blog (which I would like to point out to Alaina. I have now blogged more than she has.) they are as follows:

• I killed a spider.
• I was proud of myself for getting that close to a spider.
• I had a change of heart and felt guilty about ending poor Paco's life.
• I went to a Fall Out Boy concert. Where I had an attack of sorts.
• I...