What? Tomorrow's Friday

          Speaking of Hot [adjective]...Hot Mess comes out next week. If I could dance, I would be.

Alright, so I was thinking...How many episodes of Veggie Tales are there? Because the only one I remember is the episode where Larry is singing about Water Buffaloes.

          Everybody's got a water buffalo

          Yours if fast but mine is slow

          Everybody's got a water buffalo-

          STOP STOP STOP!

           Everyone does not have a water buffalo!

           We'll get letters saying 'where is my water buffalo?'

...

Something like that.

            I'm sure Hot Mess will have some lyrical genius like that. Possibly lyrical genius in Spanish?

Anyway.

            Am I the only one who used to love The Land Before Time?

            Duckie was my favorite. Us swimmers stick together. I like Spike too...he was just extremely relatable.

My childhood was filled with only the best Disney moves like-

             Okay, I'm sorry but I just saw a commercial advertising soy. Are you kidding?! NOTHING is going to make soy appealing. AND- holy crap- I was at Wal-Mart today and I saw the most disgusting thing.

              Jolly Rancher SYRUP.

                  You're supposed to use it like chocolate syrup on ice cream and such. Can you say disgraceful?! What kind of disgusting, sorry sob of a person would mess with Jolly Ranchers?!  I just-gah! I can't even discuss this with you.

Anyway.

                 On to reminiscing about my pleasant youth.

I was a fan of classics like Aladdin, The Lion King, The LIttle Mermaid. Unfortunately I was not able to appreciate the brilliance of Alice in Wonderland until I was more mature.

                 I never gave a care about the weather

                 Because it never gave a care about me.

Hmm. Why does that sound so familiar?

                 I really am upset about the Jolly Rancher nasty-ness and I don't think I can continue.

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