What? Tomorrow's Friday

          I must apologize on behalf of my cohort. She seems to be far too busy to pay us any mind. So, in her place I shall blog. Although, no one really cares, because no one reads this...not even those on the W?TF  Facebook group. How ridiculous is that?!

          I digress.

          I am here. And this shall be my blog.

          This afternoon, I was mixing myself a delicious cup of chocolate milk when a fly decided he would fly in the kitchen and buzz around. Not a real big deal. But we soon became friends and I named him Jean Paul (With French Accent). Yep, I made friends with a French Fly.

           If that didn't make you laugh then you're a soulless kill-joy. That's a true story though...that actually happened.

           You may be asking yourself why certain words are a different color. It's to make this blog pizzaz-y.

And that isn't pizza-zy. Get it straight. I mean, really, pizza-zy isn't even a word while pizzaz-y...isn't either. So all in all we're just non-existent adjectives.

           Deep, Haley, deep.

But now with this color-coded word blog, I have invented a new game.

Watch. Watch.

"Friends shall kill-joy."

OR

"Jean Paul  shall cohort soulless French Fly."

          Okay, maybe that last one didn't make sense, but it's still funny. So insanely funny that maybe we'll put it on a T-Shirt or a cupcake. Although, if we do begin manufacturing baking cupcakes, we cannot guarantee they will be delivered fresh, or edible for that matter. If you order a cupcake, that's your own problem. It's like when you see a sign at the beach "SWIM AT YOUR OWN RISK". Yeah, that's what it's like ordering a W?TF cupcake. We will not be held responsible for any ailment...or any negative effect that said cupcakes might have on the consumer. They're mostly for decoration anyway.

            Show-Muffins. As it were.

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