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Blog the Forty-Second: Cohort? CHECK!

Posted by whattomorrowsfriday on September 18, 2009 at 9:15 PM

I'd like to say I've been constantly checking here, actually- I'd probably go as far as to say a borderline W?TF stalker ghosty person- but I wouldn't fool anyone.

 

Haley, Miss Web Design has created a new tab on the menu bar called the Hall of Fame.  She's also done all the other visually pleasing graphics throughout this site, including the homepage filler art, and the banner picture to the left.  If I tried any of this, [not only] my [but also your] computer would probably crack along the screen and spout purple goo.  Second thought, LET'S TRY IT!

 

I could, I mean I was planning on somehow typing about how the mosquitos are real bad and that you can smack 'em as many times as you want but they still fly away like the Holy Creator himself sent out this impenetrable shield over them because 'they are creatures like you and me' and 'they shouldn't have to deal with the stereotype of being perhaps the most annoying insect ever' and don't even get me started about when all you wanna do is sleep and all of a sudden you hear this ...'eeeeEeEeEEEEE!" coming from above your ear like your being ambushed by a mob of whining kindergarteners and-

 

...

 

Uh, wait.. What was I...?  Oh, right-

 

BUT WHY DO THAT when I can just add some legit looking artsy pieces to my post?  I dunno why I even considered typing about mosquitos in my blog.

 

Mosquitos, Alaina? Seriously? Mosquitos!?

 

It's visual.

It's stunning.

And it's not too irrelevant.

Success. [?]

 

P.S. Also, has our town suddenly been posessed by an exceptionally dense colony of skunks, because everywhere I drive I smell a member. Yuckyuckyuckyuck.  Where are the roadkill shovelermen?  What do we pay them for?!

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8 Comments

Reply Hales
6:05 PM on September 23, 2009 
HALEY SAYS 1990!

...#2 PENCIL.
Reply Alaina
10:47 PM on September 22, 2009 
Hm... In the event of a tiebreaker... You must also list the year it was first on the air.

Good luck with that, suckas.
Reply Hales
12:59 AM on September 20, 2009 
TubaDude93 says...
Deal With it.


Ouch, you scuttlebug dictator!
Reply TubaDude93
1:36 PM on September 19, 2009 
Hales says...
DAMN YOU! ALAINA! HE STOLE MY ANSWERS!


Deal With it.
Reply Hales
11:39 PM on September 18, 2009 
TubaDude93 says...
#2 PENCIL
Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley, SNL, Chippendales

DAMN YOU! ALAINA! HE STOLE MY ANSWERS!
Reply TubaDude93
11:38 PM on September 18, 2009 
#2 PENCIL
Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley, SNL, Chippendales
Reply Hales
11:35 PM on September 18, 2009 
Actors: [Left] Patrick Swayze (May you and your hips RIP) [Right] Chris Farley (You're the shit, alive or dead)
TV Show: Saturday Night Live
Auditioning For: Chippendales

Hot Damn, I'm Amazing.

Every word in that sentence was meant to be capitalized.
Reply whattomorrowsfriday
10:24 PM on September 18, 2009 
12 million points if you can correctly state the actors, the TV show they are in, and what they are auditioning for.

Only No.2 pencils can be used if you are answering via letter. Sorry. Minnesota state standard.