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Blog The Forty-Third: An Insult To Dancing

Posted by whattomorrowsfriday on September 24, 2009 at 8:22 PM

          Although I'm sure you've heard it many a time before, and you read it every time you visit this web-sighting...I am obligated to say:

                                                      WHAT?! TOMORROWS FRIDAY!?

[Bold, Italic, Underline- You know it's important]

          Alright, now that that is said and done onto more important matters.

                    

          Let me tell you I should be indicted into the W?TF Hall Of Fame for misspelling the name of my own website a ridiculous amount of times. Let me explain.

         

           I started out by typing:

whattomoorowsfriday.webs.com

ARG

           Then I do believe it was:

whatttomorrowsfriday.webs.com

ARG

           Followed closely by:

whattomorrrrowsfrriday.webs.com

ARG

           After came:

whattomorrowsfrudye.webs.com

[Don't ask me how that came about]

ARG

          Then came my personal favorite:

whattomorrowsfriday.woobs.com

ARG

          And then I began to get frustrated:

WHATTOMORROWSFRIDAY>WEB>COM

          [The problem with that one, was although everything is spelled correctly, I forgot to unpress the 'shift' key

while pressing the (>.) button. Thus creating the loud '>']

ARGGG

          I will forever stare at my fingers while typing. Sorry, second grade keyboarding class. You have never helped. You were just a useless waste of time. An annoying class, that was just out of the way. Everyone was always agitated when you made us put those stupid cardboard-cut outs over the key board so you couldn't see the keys. Everyone hated you. You will never be respected.

ARG

          I think that if I had the ability to dance. I still wouldn't.

ARG

         We have skunks. I know this was mentioned in the previous blog, but it's a horrid situation to be in. I mean every morning, just potent skunk wafting through the air, like it owns the whole freaking atmosphere. Who is allowing this?!

ARG

          I think it's those damn Wisconsin people. They're up to no good. This is all a plan to weaken our defenses and steal our livestock [the milk producing cows, mind you. Not the beef cows] and use them for their own cheese-hording agendas.

I will not allow this.

ARG

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4 Comments

Reply Hales
8:52 PM on October 10, 2009 
Okay, Alaina gets the points.

But let me explain how W?TF points work.

You get the previously determined number of points (26) But then you add the digits together (2+6) and take that total (8) and add it to the original number (26+8) to get the actual number of points (34).

Congrats Alaina.

I don't know if this win really means anything, since you are the only one to respond.....
Reply Alaina
9:42 PM on September 29, 2009 
'Cardboard cutout beef skunks indicted useless Wisconsin.' Love, Alaina

P.S. I get the points not only because I am your Bee Eff Eff but because it is my soccer number and we won today 6-0. The end.
Reply TubaDude93
8:59 PM on September 29, 2009 
I hate Wisconsin people. They think they are better then us.... THEY ARE NOT!
Reply whattomorrowsfriday
9:44 PM on September 24, 2009 
26 W?TF Points to the person who can make the funniest combination of colored words.