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Blog the Forty-Fifth: Web Layout Makes Me Tired.
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It's just... red. And the funny looking "ripped paper" effect that goes behind the text windows? Good lord is that interesting. Sure our blog is irrelevant, but should the layout be updated? Yep. Do me and Haley know how to change the website from the crappy default layout to a better one? No ma'am.
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So what happened to this-- "I'm gonna blog tomorrow."
"Hey, me too!"
"Maybe we'll blog at the same time."
"Yeah!"
"Maybe."
...Silence...
"...Yeah, but not if I blog first..."
"What do you mean 'not if I blog first'?"
"Exactly as it sounds. How much do you wanna bet-"
"Waitwaitwait. Are you challenging me?"
"No I'm just saying that the chances of-"
"You are challenging me!"
"NO I AM NOT! IF YOU'D JUST-"
"Well I CHALLENGE YOU TOO! You'll see! I'll blog first and you'll-"
"Oh my god I'm not challenging anyth-"
"I will dominate and blog first and win and you-"
"Fine! Fine! Blog first! It's fine with me if I blog second I could honestly care less."
"I will!"
"Fine."
"Fine!"
Silence...--thing?
Tsk tsk tsk. Both of us were full of LIES!
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You may all [you being our make-believe viewers] be pleased to know that the skunk problem is no longer a, uh, problem. If that sounds right. It's not. The skunks have all died.
Yeah I have absolutely nothing to type about.
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Alaina says...
Excuse me you two, onto more important matters...
I was WRONG. The skunks are still on the prowl.
Damn beasts. I saw one just the other day. Dead, but still well preserved on the side of 50th.
I was WRONG. The skunks are still on the prowl.
CDizzle says...
One of the only statements where you can have 'backhanded' and 'ass' in the same sentence that doesn't deal with sexual harassment or Bill Clinton... or both!
Oh, so true.
CDizzle says...
Mr. 'Slightly Above Average' Ass would probably be a more correct statement. But that just sounds like a backhanded compliment about my ass.
One of the only statements where you can have 'backhanded' and 'ass' in the same sentence that doesn't deal with sexual harassment or Bill Clinton... or both!
CDizzle says...
Mr. 'Slightly Above Average' Ass would probably be a more correct statement. But that just sounds like a backhanded compliment about my ass.
You've caught me.
CDizzle says...
I figured that after you posted 'Who're you talking about?' Here's how it SHOULD be...
Poor skunks... and poor Haley! Because I'm guessing you killed her after that heated discussion, Alaina. I hope you're proud of yourself!
Familiarize yourself with the blog entry and my comment should now make sense.
Okay, Mr. Smart Ass.
Poor skunks... and poor Haley! Because I'm guessing you killed her after that heated discussion, Alaina. I hope you're proud of yourself!
Familiarize yourself with the blog entry and my comment should now make sense.
CDizzle says...
I thought you wrote it, Haley.
Nope Alaina did.
CDizzle says...
Poor skunks... and poor Alaina! Because I'm guessing you killed her after that heated discussion. I hope your proud of yourself!
Who're you talking about?
Oops!
Oops, you forgot something.