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Blog the Forty-Seventh: Swishhh!

Posted by whattomorrowsfriday on October 12, 2009 at 10:10 PM

Right so I'm gonna type this up nice and cute and be outta here in a flash of blogger-shaped lightning.

 

Good evening, MONDAY.

 

You suck.  The unseasonable snow I can handle, but not this 1/7 of the week. It's a real lame-o.

 

And since half of our school is infected with influenza-like symptoms, why don't they just give us the week off?

 

Or at least specify what this 'influenza-like illness' that's going around is.  If it's 'like' the flu, it obviously isn't 100% flu, so...

 

What is it?  A bad cold?

 

I think it deserves a name, it's affecting more people than this patsy Swine Flu could ever dream of.

 

H1N1 was all hype.  It's the Unknown I.L.I you need to watch out for.

 

~|~

 

 

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3 Comments

Reply "The Rock" Obama
7:56 PM on October 19, 2009 
Size no matter. Just content!
Reply Hales
3:16 PM on October 16, 2009 
Plus, you deserted me this weekend
so I'm a little bitter.
(What else is new?)
Reply Hales
3:16 PM on October 16, 2009 
I resent this particular blog.
It's pathetic and a disgrace to the
entire blogging cyber-universe.