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Posted by whattomorrowsfriday on October 31, 2009 at 5:39 PM

          At any moment there shall be little kids ringing on the doorbell. The duty that had been appointed to me is passing out candy. Normally Halloween is a plesant, happy holiday where children are able to frolic in the streets giggling and collecting many sugary treasures...but not for me.

 

          Tonight, I'm worried about getting sued. Why, you ask.? Because, from the direction this world is going, I'm going to be sued because I gave these innocent children candy.

   

           But, Haley....Why would you get sued?

 

           Because, candy leads to cavities and I'm going to be to blame because I've corrupted the teeth of the next generation.

           You think I'm exaggerating.

 

 

           Watch. The next blog will be Alaina explaining to you that I've been thrown into Juvie.

 

 

    So long, dear W?TF readers. The 18 of you.

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2 Comments

Reply Aniala
6:38 PM on July 24, 2010 
Alaina sued you:) Bahaha
Reply Hales
7:01 PM on October 31, 2009 
"Alaina leads corruppted generation by sugary cavities."