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Blog the Forty-Ninth: The Truth

Posted by whattomorrowsfriday on November 4, 2009 at 8:01 PM

          I'm sorry to say that Haley has been sent to juvie awaiting a court appointment for November the 13th, 2009.  The details of the case have been withheld; However, insiders have heard rumors passed down by the accused's distant relatives that the crime involves a bat costume, a trespass of resdential property, and a handful of sugary sweets.

          The accusing family has been said to be weighed down recently by an unjust amount of dental fees, and have sued the one they feel is responsible for this debt.

          I understand that she will be blogging on location at her juvenile confinement; stay tuned for the update.  In the meantime, I will be coloring my hair and cosmetically altering my appearance in order to gear up for an illegal bit of jury duty.

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Reply whattomorrowsfriday
8:22 PM on November 4, 2009 
Tragic...BTW Happy Birthday Haley!