What? Tomorrow's Friday

          W?TF,

          I am blogging from a location deep within the heart of the midwest. I am happy to report that I escaped juvie, I've learned never to underestimate the power of plastic eating utensils. However....I'm now "on the run" as it were. I can't tell you much except that I hopped the border. I won't tell you which though. I'm risking my life blogging to you right now, but you devoted followers deserve to know what's going on.

           They'll never find me. I've printed a false passport and birth certificate with a new name and birthdate. It took me a while to find a guy to print them off for me, but I did what I had to. They demanded a high price (I'm sorry Alaina, but I sold you) but I will not let The Man get me!

           Of course this whole hiding out-fake name business will only last until the government recognizes their mistake and apologizes for locking me up for a crime I did not commit. Then I will be able to show my face again. Don't worry, this should only take 10-12 years, because the government never realizes what they did was wrong until way after the fact...but I'm somewhat confident things will work themselves out in the end...maybe.

            Don't worry, my current situation will not hinder our loverly blogging abilities.

            I'm afraid I must now leave, I cannot risk staying online for too long. It's only a matter of time until the trail leads them to this website and you patrons.

            Remember...if they bring you in for quesitoning. You've never heard of me. Alaina's blogging partner in crime is El Guario Lopez.  Not Haley.

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